Lady Raizel

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agoatinthecircus:
thyrell:
thyrell:
a necromancer is just a really late healer
“you’re too late, doc, he’s…he’s already dead…”
*cracks knuckles* i didnt get my medical license revoked for nothing
i like idea of a necromancer that can bring back the dead but doesnt know how to cure the living so has to wait for someone to die before bringing them back
“hey doc do you have any splints I think I fractured my ankle”
*cocks gun* no but I’ll do you one better

Via odelia roav

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Via *Always internally screaming* Zoom

tinderventure:

Oof

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back-that-sass-up:

frosttoth:
newcleic-asshole:
languagenerds:
why does old english look like shitposting
wuss poppin jimþo
thats a thorn. That little half b half p looking abomination makes the “th” sound.
that says “thiccness”. That IS shitposting
who the fuck discovered time travel in 2017
O, my lady! Thy thiccness is astounding, thou art…truly a bad bitch! Might I consume thy hindquarters? Truly, thou doth possess a phat ass!

Via *Always internally screaming*

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ruinedchildhood:

Remember when Stitch took Aladdin’s girl?

Via Ruined Childhood

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bellahadidhaslymedisease:

When your wig flys completely off of your head

Via 말해줘

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dixie-chicken:

hearthburn:
my-flourish-and-blotts:
#the greatest #i’ve got red in my ledger. i’d like to wipe it clean. #she manipulates people’s gendered expectations of her to extract information #she conducts interrogations by letting people think they’ve bested her #by letting men think they’ve bested her #because she’s small and fragile and female and she is emotional and easy to snap in half #and then she tears them apart #and it’s the greatest thing and you’re the greatest thing and i love you #get your own movie
My favorite part is how Phil’s not even slightly concerned. Not even a tiny bit tense. He’s just bopping there, waiting until she’s done. The sound of breaking bones is Natasha’s hold music.
The sound of breaking bones is Natasha’s hold music.

Via Thrandy, The Drunken And Majestic

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Reading amazing fanfiction, then forgetting to bookmark it

markiplier-girl96:

castiel-knight-of-hell:
ifellinthefandom:
enter this into the Google search
site:<url of site where you read the fic> <a line you remember from the fic or character names plus a unique detail>
for example:
site:http://archiveofourown.org/ Todd Margo pedicure
Google will search only AO3 and tell you which pages contain the words Todd Margo and pedicure.
REBLOG TO SAVE A LIFE